A Bit of Advice for the Guys

Guys, let's say that you just put up a post that refers to someone you once 'dated.' Let's say that you're married. Now, if you don't immediately put up a post about your wife then there's going to be some questions.

So here's what you do. You put up a post about your wife. You let everyone know how wonderful she is and how beautiful and how longsuffering and how willing to endure multitudes of books. And you put up a picture that celebrates her very existence (careful, though, and don't use one of those ninth-month-of-pregnancy pictures!). Something like this: And then she bakes cookies, lots of cookies.