Stella was delighted.
But soon that serene smile was turned into this: 
It was time for Stella to take a nap. Nothing mommy or daddy did could get her to fall asleep, though. There was only one thing left: take her to the mall...
...and subject her to the hyperstimulation of a small herd of toddlers squealing on large plastic furniture.
We also encountered a group of Millers feeding on American cuisine. The french fries did what they could to escape.
For those of you who might question this technique of baby management, observe the result:
9 comments:
Awwww, how cute!!
She is gonna be such a shopper when she grows up... You seemed to refer to the Millers as some sort of foreign beast or something like that!!!
lol
Yay, we found your blog! This group of Millers (indeed similar to a foreign beast) is flattered! Of course, there were no french fries trying to escape, only tacos and nacho chips. They did not succeed.
Oh, and do we get paid for use of our photos??
(Stella is gorgeous, asleep, awake and bawling.)
Hansoniana© would like its readers to know that the phrase "foreign beasts" was not used by the Hansoniana© site.
As to remuneration for photos Hansoniana© will send you commemorative mugs* with the founder's face emblazoned on it.
*Not yet fabricated.
groupofmillers now convulsed in laughter (not, of course, at the thought of your emblazoned face)!
Convulsions of laughter and the emblazoning of faces is what we're all about here at Hansoniana©.
And Minions(c)--don't forget the onion chips. Actually, I personally would be tempted to name them Hansonions. But that's just me.
Baby management- that should be a course at PVCC. Of course, this will somehow have to be tied in with minions. Whether I'm referring to the onion snack or hoard of tiny dogs is for you to guess.
I'm definitely sold on this idea of Hansonions. That's what I'd call pure genius.
And, oddly enough, I've been asked to teach a course in baby management at SCC. It seems they want the "dad's perspective" on baby things. I told them I'm just the man for the job. I blog.
Looks nice! Awesome content. Good job guys.
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